gnarly:

when the teacher catches the person you hate in class texting and they confiscate their phone

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crowley-is-my-homeboy:

class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

auslanddd:

Lmao ok

auslanddd:

Lmao ok

dangerdonut:

the best blooper in PLL history [x]

stop:

jamgurl73:

golddiggerr:

BERNICE

Don’t fuck with Bernice!

Bernice is my cousin yall

stop:

jamgurl73:

golddiggerr:

BERNICE

Don’t fuck with Bernice!

Bernice is my cousin yall

bihateual:

I am either the best girlfriend or the worst

bihateual:

I am either the best girlfriend or the worst

releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god

releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

crebit:

blastortoise:

crebit:

i’m in friend love with all of you

u gay

macklemore didn’t die in a thrift shop for this